1. |
Autopleasures
02:40
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There's a riot
Between my legs
You're not invited
To my ecstasy
This tingly feeling
All over my flesh
All permeating
A force to reckon with
My autopleasures cannot be extracted
My autopleasures cannot be denied
My autopleasures don't need your presence
My autopleasures are divine
My autopleasures are self-asserting
My autopleasures are not ashamed
My autopleasures are self-affirming
My autopleasures are your demise
Each time I peak
I flourish
Paint the world with my juices
For all to relish
Feel my pulse
My appetite for life
Stronger than waterfalls
Rising above it all
My autopleasures are overbearing
My autopleasures come like a storm
My autopleasures shake the world up
My autopleasures are thirsty for more
My autopleasures come like an earthquake
My autopleasures will wipe you out
My autopleasures will take no bullshit
My autopleasures are divine
With my flow
Feel my assertion
Not an insertion
Mountains crumble as I come
Autoerotic not autocratic
Autoerotic not autocratic
Autoerotic not autocratic
My autopleasures take over
Autoerotic not autocratic
Autoerotic not autocratic
Autoerotic not autocratic
My autopleasures seize power
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2. |
Ninjas!
02:11
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I've got ninjas in my hair
I've got ninjas in my hair
I've got ninjas in my hair
I've got ninjas in my hair
Going downtown
Ninjas all around
I want to get them, stop them on the street
But I can't conceal, they won't reveal
I've got ninjas my hair
I've got ninjas in my bed
I've got ninjas in my favorite bar
I've got ninjas in my head
I've got ninjas in my boyfriend
Got ninjas in my girlfriend
Got ninjas in my old folks
Got ninjas in my bra
Total ninja power in my bra
Total ninja power in my bra
I've got ninjas in my panties
My secondhand underpants
Ninjas in secondhand underpants
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3. |
The Anthem
03:04
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These brows don't need no threading
And these hands don't need no manicure
These feet can live without heels
And without a pedicure too
These legs don't need no shaving
Nor do my arms neither my armpits do
These boobs can live without a boobie cage
And nothing needs lifting either (let it all hang)
This girl don't need no starving to look good
You better save your dirty looks
I don't need no bikini wax
And keep your botox too
These brows don't need no threading (they're fine)
This belly needs no shredding (it's sexy)
This girl needs no makeover
And here's to no more bodyshaming
Here's to no more victim blaming
Here's to no more slutshaming
Here's to no more wifebeating
Here's to no more mansplaining
Here's to no more rape
No more rape
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4. |
Love Stings
04:06
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What a fucking loudmouth
You're nothing but a waste of time
You're bad in bed and worse in life
All the losers you talk about
You're worse than all of 'em combined
Did you get a good laugh
Did you get a good laugh
Have you been happy with our services?
Did you get a good laugh
Did you get a good laugh
Were we entertaining enough for your highnesses?
Now you know
Love stings
What a fucking waste of time
What a fucking waste of time
I hope you get sick and die
I hope you get sick and die!
What a fucking loudmouth
You're nothing but a waste of time
I wish you would just shut up
Put your foot in your mouth
I heard you've got better things to do
Well good for you, good for you
I've got better things to do too
So, screw you! (wait, I already did)
Did you get a good laugh
Did you get a good laugh
Did I provide you with enough amusement to write about?
Did you get a good laugh
Did you get a good laugh
Tell your dumbass girlfriend that she hit the jackpot
Did you really think that
I would wanna take you back
After all's been said and done?
Did you get a good laugh
Did you get a good laugh
You pathetic egomaniac manchild!
Now you know
It's not you I wanted
But a mirage, an illusion
That soon got shattered
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5. |
Bathwater Soup
02:47
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Oh how lovely you smell
When you're broiling like a pig
Some onions, garlic, and bath salts
Till you're all simmering and pink
Go on honey
I drew a bath for you
Come on darling
It's almost dinner time
How wonderful the taste
Of this delightful bath stew
I'll rub you with some oil
And throw in some potatoes too
There you go honey
Your bath awaits
Come on darling
Dinner's almost ready
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Secondhand Underpants Istanbul, Turkey
"strong, riot grrrl anthems with a side of the absurd" - Bernadette Dales, LOUD
WOMEN
"heavy buzzsaw guitars and snotty, defiant vocals" -Razorcake
"anthemic riot grrrl songs that sound like coming straight from the 90’s" - DIY Conspiracy
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