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1.
There's a riot Between my legs You're not invited To my ecstasy This tingly feeling All over my flesh All permeating A force to reckon with My autopleasures cannot be extracted My autopleasures cannot be denied My autopleasures don't need your presence My autopleasures are divine My autopleasures are self-asserting My autopleasures are not ashamed My autopleasures are self-affirming My autopleasures are your demise Each time I peak I flourish Paint the world with my juices For all to relish Feel my pulse My appetite for life Stronger than waterfalls Rising above it all My autopleasures are overbearing My autopleasures come like a storm My autopleasures shake the world up My autopleasures are thirsty for more My autopleasures come like an earthquake My autopleasures will wipe you out My autopleasures will take no bullshit My autopleasures are divine With my flow Feel my assertion Not an insertion Mountains crumble as I come Autoerotic not autocratic Autoerotic not autocratic Autoerotic not autocratic My autopleasures take over Autoerotic not autocratic Autoerotic not autocratic Autoerotic not autocratic My autopleasures seize power
2.
Ninjas! 02:11
I've got ninjas in my hair I've got ninjas in my hair I've got ninjas in my hair I've got ninjas in my hair Going downtown Ninjas all around I want to get them, stop them on the street But I can't conceal, they won't reveal I've got ninjas my hair I've got ninjas in my bed I've got ninjas in my favorite bar I've got ninjas in my head I've got ninjas in my boyfriend Got ninjas in my girlfriend Got ninjas in my old folks Got ninjas in my bra Total ninja power in my bra Total ninja power in my bra I've got ninjas in my panties My secondhand underpants Ninjas in secondhand underpants
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The Anthem 03:04
These brows don't need no threading And these hands don't need no manicure These feet can live without heels And without a pedicure too These legs don't need no shaving Nor do my arms neither my armpits do These boobs can live without a boobie cage And nothing needs lifting either (let it all hang) This girl don't need no starving to look good You better save your dirty looks I don't need no bikini wax And keep your botox too These brows don't need no threading (they're fine) This belly needs no shredding (it's sexy) This girl needs no makeover And here's to no more bodyshaming Here's to no more victim blaming Here's to no more slutshaming Here's to no more wifebeating Here's to no more mansplaining Here's to no more rape No more rape
4.
Love Stings 04:06
What a fucking loudmouth You're nothing but a waste of time You're bad in bed and worse in life All the losers you talk about You're worse than all of 'em combined Did you get a good laugh Did you get a good laugh Have you been happy with our services? Did you get a good laugh Did you get a good laugh Were we entertaining enough for your highnesses? Now you know Love stings What a fucking waste of time What a fucking waste of time I hope you get sick and die I hope you get sick and die! What a fucking loudmouth You're nothing but a waste of time I wish you would just shut up Put your foot in your mouth I heard you've got better things to do Well good for you, good for you I've got better things to do too So, screw you! (wait, I already did) Did you get a good laugh Did you get a good laugh Did I provide you with enough amusement to write about? Did you get a good laugh Did you get a good laugh Tell your dumbass girlfriend that she hit the jackpot Did you really think that I would wanna take you back After all's been said and done? Did you get a good laugh Did you get a good laugh You pathetic egomaniac manchild! Now you know It's not you I wanted But a mirage, an illusion That soon got shattered
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Oh how lovely you smell When you're broiling like a pig Some onions, garlic, and bath salts Till you're all simmering and pink Go on honey I drew a bath for you Come on darling It's almost dinner time How wonderful the taste Of this delightful bath stew I'll rub you with some oil And throw in some potatoes too There you go honey Your bath awaits Come on darling Dinner's almost ready

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released January 4, 2017

Recorded at Jamsession Studios in Kadıköy, Istanbul
Mixed and mastered by Erhan Kabakçı

Special thanks to Kali Faulwetter

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"strong, riot grrrl anthems with a side of the absurd" - Bernadette Dales, LOUD WOMEN

"heavy buzzsaw guitars and snotty, defiant vocals" -Razorcake

"anthemic riot grrrl songs that sound like coming straight from the 90’s" - DIY Conspiracy
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